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Sage Relationship Tips

Fri Apr 20, 2007, 12:57 AM
- PRINTS - GALLERY - SCRAPS -

Warning: If you are like, offended by stuff, like don't read this.
NEW - 15, 27, 52, 93, 108


#12 - When you feel something warm, that isn't Jesus inside you.
#15 - You don't need your teeth for all meat, sometimes your tongue is enough.
#22 - If your plumbing doesn't work, don't let people use it.
#25 - If your tank won't empty, try a faster pump.
#27 - Don't go near fish before going to bed, it will lead to misunderstandings.
#52 - If it tastes salty, there is only one kind of meat it should go with.
#59 - Chemistry is 90% of what makes a relationship work, so study hard, chloroform is the key.
#78 - If it smells bad, it probably doesn't taste any better. Don't risk a slap.
#93 - If your partners says "Give me 3 fingers", make sure they are talking about a drink.
#98 - Three is never a crowd, unless they are conscious.
#108 - Plastic wrapped Cucumbers, it's for their protection, not yours.
#117 - Don't blow on your friends face when making your first move, it can be a very slippery slope.

These just seem to get dirtier, sorry guys.
  • Listening to: Lots 'o' Stuff
  • Watching: Lost
  • Drinking: Water

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frozenpandaman Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2008  Student General Artist
          Happy birthday!! :boogie: :party:

:cake: Hope you have a great day! :cake:

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studpup Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2008  Student Photographer
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

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spread the dA love around maybe? (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage too if you want)

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screw rules. 'hug' who you want, when you want, and how many times you want dammit!
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Nicolschn Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2007
Happy Birthday = ) :glomp:
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WineWriter Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2007
:party: Happy B-day! :party: Your art is amazing!!
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birthdays Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2007
:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's October 8th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you :hug:

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This birthday greeting was brought to you by: `nyssi
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MaJoRoesch Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2007  Student General Artist
Found you from a friend of a friend's favs XD. Nice work here! Nice and varied!
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HeartsmACkIngBOOMboX Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have an absurdly nice gallery. Well done!
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IMustBeDead Featured By Owner May 23, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Hello. I was just clicking the Random Deviant button a bunch of times, and one of my stops was here.

Just saying Hi and what's up!
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